Who wants to poison the organist? Why is the overhead projector so very annoyed? Who made the vicar burst into tears in his own pulpit? What on earth is happening to the church lighting? Why did four sane Anglicans meet on top of the tower in a raging storm? What is going on?

It's very simple. There is An Alien at St Wilfred's.This is the story of Nunc, the small alien, who comes to earth and learns to speak English by reading the prayer book